The intolerance debate

intolerance

It’s more about throwing brickbats against each other than what’s being tolerated. It’s amazing to see how the public at large can be fooled. How easily the perception can be built, taken advantage of and lead to a massive movement that goes nowhere!

Corruption is a thing of the past. That they were discussing before beef!

Hats off to the politicians, the media and the citizens of this nation!

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Cardiologist Home

A month ago, I had to visit my cardiologist. It had been a long time almost a year since I visited him. Thanks to Fuhrman like diet style, I could drop off all of the prescriptions. But recent upheavals at the office and the construction related mental state got my hypertension pumped up. So, quickly I realized that he’s shifted his home and the new home was right behind our office. My wife accompanied me and while we were waiting – amidst socks stink – we admired the brick clad which she wanted for our facade. She decided she’ll ask him about it when we meet him.

There we went, he examined and said that I have to get back on my medicines, I agreed half-heartedly. My wife and I did not forget to congratulate him for the very beautiful new home which made him happy. And when we promptedly asked him about the brick cladding, he said ‘Well, I got this constructed home. Do you think I’ll have time to do all this?’. Ha, I realized one point. Even if you do have time, get a constructed home. Or else, you could be frequenting a cardiologist home. 🙂

Everything is back to normal state now. Very soon, in a couple of months, we would be done this all the construction hassles and the near and dear ones would come and ask – ‘Where did you get this done from?’ – let’s see how it goes!

Microsoft submits it’s blog

to wordpress finally. Still playing the ketchup game! – This gets me an opportunity to move the blog here and give it an apt title. 

The import has butchered some of the stuff that used to work. I think I lost that Darbari link that was on the music site. I have it on my iPod so no sweat. The tinymce editor is playing up – that’s OK too – it’s for those guys who are used to the “Word”.

Men are just happier people

I just got this sent and all of us may have seen this in bits and pieces here and there.

 

NICKNAMES
· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators..

MONEY

· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS

· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
· The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed…
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Frog Joke

I overheard this one and the link is at the end of this post.

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?"

The boy said, "Look, I’m a software engineer, I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

Anonymous

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